A satirical exploration of surveillance, privacy theater, and the absurdity of consent in the digital age.
And what it is not.
This is satire. It is not a real service. It does not collect data. It exists to make you think about who does.
Dox Me Daddy is a commentary project. It uses absurdity to highlight the normalization of surveillance, the erosion of privacy, and the theater of consent in modern digital systems.
By making the invisible visible — and the absurd absurd — we hope to contribute to a conversation about what privacy should mean and what it has become.
A short, serious statement inside the satire.
1. Surveillance is not safety. Monitoring is not care. Data collection is not a relationship.
2. Consent that is buried in a 40-page terms of service is not consent. It is a legal fiction.
3. Privacy is not about having something to hide. It is about having something to protect — your autonomy, your dignity, your future.
4. The systems that know everything about us should work for us, not against us. Right now, they mostly do not.
5. Satire is a tool. The goal is not to mock, but to reveal. If this makes you uncomfortable, it is working.